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Anonymous asked: Why is your url washingdishes with the w and d switched ?

dashingwishes:

My URL does not stand for Washing dishes.

vampchem:

shadestepping:

thyrell:

one of my favorite things about christianity is that jesus died to save people from their sins and then every christian kind of immediately forgot that he did that. theyll come up to you like “excuse me you know smoking is a sin” like yes maam i know. your boy already took care of it dont worry

Jesus’ death on the cross literally forgave ALL sin –past, present, and future– yet the majority of Christians still choose to ignore it in favor of continuing to be judgmental asshats because they’re so obsessed with how other people are living.

lycanthrology:

groups of people of varying heights really dont poke their heads around doorframes like they used to

anglophobia-official:

brendanicus:

Really the main problem is politicians have forgotten they can be killed

t1kt0k:

“DO NOT FUCKING PARK”

apple-a-la-mode:

dr–wizard:

apple-a-la-mode:

mercurialdeity:

apple-a-la-mode:

supergameboytwo:

apple-a-la-mode:

kuipernebula:

apple-a-la-mode:

did you hear mark zuckerberg renamed facebook to ligma

what’s facebook

what’s facebook

who the hell is mark zuckerberg

someone needs to stop this blue guy

manscaped:

snakest1cks:

i literally cannot escape

we will track you down no matter what the cost

personification-of-anxiety:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

rudywiser:

blades-queer:

raptorcivilization:

desarea-doodles:

ejacutastic:

scifigrl47:

systlin:

anthropohedron:

systlin:

cathrine-rose:

systlin:

pinkieperil:

bobacupcake:

we are already living in the cyberpunk future and i know this because within a span of 3 days we went from this tweet:

to thousands of people making phony images and replying to them with their passionate desire to have them as a tshirt to overload the bots with nonsense and junk and send out warnings to shoppers like this:

and now we even have people replying to pictures of baby yoda with “i want this on a tshirt” knowing how ravenous disney is being with copyright in hopes to get the stores taken down altogether

i dont know what it is about stuff like this and the whole turn mei into a symbol of hk protesters thing but, its really reassuring for some reason

And the next step…

https://teezyli.com/

Holy shit y’all look at the front page of the site right now

Oh my god

Anyway, I just emailed tips@disneyantipiracy.com to report the site for very evilly stealing Disney’s IP! Because obviously that is very evil and bad and shit.

I’ve never seen such a perfect example of fighting fire with fire.

Holy fucking shit

I’m DYING.

😂😂😂

More accurately

NFT Platforms Have Found Their New Worst Enemy: Twitter T-Shirt Bots

NFT bots have met their match in the form of t-shirt bots stealing their 'exclusive' works. Here's how it's all going down.

Gizmodo Australia

The next generation…

https://www.gizmodo.com.au/2021/10/nft-bots-tshirt-online-twitter-war/

Originally posted by muvana

This is like a “you gotta get a box of cheese, a mouse, and a cat across the river” puzzle except the goal is to get them all to eat each other somehow

Trolley problem but you try to maximize the kill count

omegaverse:

omegaverse:

omegaverse:

omegaverse:

would die for a fresh hot corn on the cob rn

i forgot where i was. cock on the cob i guess

corn on the cock. i hate it here

im gonna fucking corn on the kill myself

nerviovago:

Today on “Wrong Answers”, a documentary for incorrect statements found on the Internet:

possession:

donald trump should get into reading tarot it should be like his next big investment “The tower. very very bad. very bad stuff about to happen. but the changes. they’ll be big. it’s important stuff. but very bad stuff. like 9/11 with your friends. maybe your boyfriend will cheat on you with a lovely gorgeous woman even more gorgeous than you and look at you. i don’t know. big disaster”